Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
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why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
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Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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