You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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