I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Farmville is her only friend.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him