I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Women Confess 25 Instant Deal-Breakers On A Man’s Dating Profile
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.