i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
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They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities