I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
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I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
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I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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