i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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