About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
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Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
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My vagina supports interfraternal relations
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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