Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
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I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
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I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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