I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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