last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Do you have feelings for this penis?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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