Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
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Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
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I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
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