You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
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I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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