hell yes lets make some ravioli
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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