I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Randomize
