Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
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You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
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i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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