if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Randomize