google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
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He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
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Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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