did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
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So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
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Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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