maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
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I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
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I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?