So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
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I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
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Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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