Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
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How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
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Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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