White coat. Heels.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
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to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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