I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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