his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
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just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
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And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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