We need to rekindle our bromance
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
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It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
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I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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