he puts the penis in happiness.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
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We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
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I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize