she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
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How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG