I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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