So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
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On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
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Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.