Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight

(1-402): View more from Nebraska

Um...??

(402): View more from Nebraska

She's excited

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I didn't shave. On purpose

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(619): View more from California

I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.

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(586): View more from Michigan

at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....

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(214): View more from Texas

I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.

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(845): View more from New York

You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?

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