It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"