At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
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Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
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I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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