I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
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Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
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I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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