I need help removing her.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Randomize
