I can't breathe out the right side of my face
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
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pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
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I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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