she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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