Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
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the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
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I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Help me help you realize you are a moron
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