so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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