I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
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well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
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Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
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