I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
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I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
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You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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