How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
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Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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