found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
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Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
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Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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