Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
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Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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