like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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