with your own penis?
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
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just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
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your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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