Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
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somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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