Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
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So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
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I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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