is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
29 Petty People Reveal The Shallow Reasons They Turned Someone Down
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream