You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
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Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
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At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.