ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
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Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
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I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?