I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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