Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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