She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
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the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
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I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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