If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
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